Mother, reassigned


Following the example of our political leaders, I am updating my job title from “Mother of Three” to the following, with immediate effect: Minister for Transport, Health, Education, Defence, Justice, Food, Finance, Equality, Sports & Tourism and Mental Health.

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Posted on January 21, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. You’re being too modest, don’t forget Ministers for the Environment (nappy disposal ),Marine (swimming lessons),Arts and Culture (ballet and crafts)! You can look forward to lots of lump sums and pensions.

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  2. We would like to propose a vote of confidence in you in all of your offices.
    Jim & Co.

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