Mother, reassigned
Following the example of our political leaders, I am updating my job title from “Mother of Three” to the following, with immediate effect: Minister for Transport, Health, Education, Defence, Justice, Food, Finance, Equality, Sports & Tourism and Mental Health.
Posted on January 21, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged Family life. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
You’re being too modest, don’t forget Ministers for the Environment (nappy disposal ),Marine (swimming lessons),Arts and Culture (ballet and crafts)! You can look forward to lots of lump sums and pensions.
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I formally accept these additional responsibilities in the national interest going forward…
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We would like to propose a vote of confidence in you in all of your offices.
Jim & Co.
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